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Posted by / 14-May-2018 23:08

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It seems like every other day we're reading about some poor sod who had the 'worst' date of all time.But trust me when I say: we've found the hands down unluckiest b*stard known to man. The anon woman (and please can the internet keep her anonymous forever because no one needs this crap - 'scuse the pun - in their life), went on a Tinder date to Nando's with 24-year-old Liam Smyth. Well yes, but the evening took a bit of a downward turn after she went back to his. So the did the only thing any normal human being in their right mind would do (I don't mean that, what she did next was utterly bonkers) and picked up the poop and just chucked it out of the window into what she thought was the garden. Unfortunately, it fell down a slim gap between Liam's house and his neighbours' and was just, essentially, sitting there on display for the world to see.Basically, she went to the loo in his house and because the flush was so crappy (Liam, get it sorted m8), couldn't quite get her... Long story short: she told Liam what had happened but assured him because she was a gymnast, she'd be able to climb out of the window and retrieve the *item* with no fuss.Obviously, because the universe is cruel and clearly has a vendetta against potential lovers, she got stuck. Liam had to call the fire brigade to come and help her out and if this isn't the worst date story you've ever heard then honestly who the hell are you hanging out with? Eventually I agreed to give her a boost up and into the window.He's now started a Go Fund Me page to raise the money to replace his now broken window. "She climbed in head first after her own turd, reached deeper into the window, bagged it up, and passed it out, over the top and back into the toilet from whence it came. Try as we might, we could not remove her from the window.She called out to me to help her climb out from the window, I grabbed her waist and I pulled. She was stuck fast, upside down in the gap."You can read the full description of their... Liam says the woman knows about the fundraising page he's set up and is cool with it. I can't be the only one left thinking the story sounds a bit far-fetched, right?But then again, the Bristol fire service who saved her from her untimely turdy death tweeted the pic in the first place, so...

I've lived in LA my entire life, but I've never been one of those girls who sees celebrities everywhere, so naturally I was freaking out.We eventually get drunk enough to start conversation, with a casually obvious, ‘Hey can we bum a cig’ line even though neither one of us smoke.At first we played it super cool, asking him what he did for a living, ‘Oh my god, you're an actor?I heard from him a time or two after, went on another date, but nothing more ever came of it, because nothing ever really does these days.” “Without a doubt one of my proudest dating stories involves my best friend and a C-list celebrity.We were at The Den after a drunken Taco Tuesday at Pink Taco, and we were sitting at one of the tables outside wreaking havoc on the place since it was pretty much empty except for our group.

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We ordered a round of drinks, some appetizers, and split an entrée while engaging in your typical, first date, casual conversation, which is when we soon found out we are both 4/20 advocates.